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"NARRATOR". Long ago, in the
faraway land of ancient Greece,
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there was a golden age of powerful
gods and extraordinary heroes.
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And the greatest and strongest of all
these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
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But what is the
measure of a true hero?
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- That is what our story is...
- Will you listen to him?
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He's makin' the story sound
like some Greek tragedy.
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- Lighten up, dude.
- We'll take it from here, darling.
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NARRATOR: You go, girl.
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We are the Muses, goddesses of
the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
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Heroes like Hercules.
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Honey, you mean “Hunk-mes.
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Ooh, I'd like to make some
sweet music with him...
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Our story actually begins long
before Hercules, many aeons ago.
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Ah Back when the world was new.
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The planet Earth
was down on its luck.
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And everywhere gigantic
brutes called Titans ran amok.
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It was a nasty place.
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There was a mess
wherever you stepped.
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Where chaos reigned and the
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept.
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Say it, girlfriend!
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And then along came Zeus.
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- He hurled his thunderbolt.
- CHORUS: He zapped.
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- Locked those suckers in a vault.
- They're trapped.
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And on his own stopped
chaos in its tracks.
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And that's the gospel truth.
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The guy was too
"Type A" to just relax.
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And that's the
world's first dish.
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Yeah, baby.
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Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth.
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Though, honey it
may seem impossible.
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That's the gospel truth.
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On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth.
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Although, honey it
may seem impossible.
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That's the gospel
truth CHORUS: Ah, ah.
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-Yeah, yeah -Ah, ah
Hey, hey, hey Ah, ah.
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Hey, yeah (CHORUS HARMONIZING)
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(CHATTERING)
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(GASPING) Hercules!
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(CHUCKLES) Behave yourself.
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(GURGLING)
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Look at this.
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Look how cute he is.
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- (BABBLING)
- (COOING)
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Hah!
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Oh, he's strong
like his dad, hmm?
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Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming
through! Excuse me. One side, Ares.
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Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
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Yeah, you know, I had
Orpheus do the arrangement.
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Isn't that too nutty?
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Fabulous party. You know,
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I haven't seen this much love in a
room since Narcissus discovered himself.
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(KISSING SOUNDS)
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Dear, keep those
away from the baby.
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He won't hurt himself.
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Let the kid have a little fun.
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(eons GASPING)
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On behalf of my son,
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I want to thank you all
for your wonderful gifts!
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What about our gift, dear?
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Well, let's see here.
We'll take... Hmm, yes.
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A little cirrus and, hmm,
a touch of nimbostratus
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and a dash of cumulus.
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(SQUEAKS)
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(HONKS)
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His name is Pegasus,
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and he's all yours, son.
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(HIGH-PITCHED WHINNY)
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(eons smaruwe)
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Mind his head.
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He's so tiny.
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(YAWN S)
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My boy.
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My little Hercules.
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MAN: How sentimental.
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You know, I haven't
been this choked up
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since I got a hunk of moussaka
caught in my throat! Huh?
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So is this an
audience or a mosaic?
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Hey, how you doin'?
Lookin' good. Nice dress.
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So, Hades, you finally made it.
How are things in the underworld?
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Well, they're just fine. You
know, a little dark, a little gloomy.
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And, as always, hey,
full of dead people.
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What are you gonna do?
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There's the little
sunspot. Little snootchie.
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And here is a sucker
for the little sucker, eh?
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Here you go. Ya
just... (GRUNTING)
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- Sheesh.
- (LAUGHING)
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Uh, powerful little tyke.
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Come on, Hades. Don't be
such a stiff. Join the celebration!
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Hey-
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Love to, babe, but unlike you
gods lounging about up here,
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I regrettably
have a full-time gig
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that you, by the way, so
charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
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So, can't. Love to, but can't.
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You ought to slow down.
You'll work yourself to death.
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Hah! Work yourself
to death! (LAUGHING)
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(CROWD LAUGHING)
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Oh, I kill myself!
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(FAKE LAUGH) |r only. |r only.
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If there's one god you don't
want to get steamed up, it's Hades.
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'Cause he had an evil plan.
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He ran the underworld.
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But thought the dead
were dull and uncouth.
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He was as mean
as he was ruthless.
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- And that's the gospel truth.
- (GROWLING)
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He had a plan to
shake things up.
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And that's the gospel truth.
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Pain!
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Coming, your most
lugubriousness.
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Ow! (GRUNTING)
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(YELLS)
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Panic!
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I'm sorry. I can handle it!
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(YELLS)
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- Pain! Ohh!
- And Panic!
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- Reporting for duty!
- Reporting for duty!
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Just let me know the
instant the Fates arrive.
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Oh. They're here.
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What? The Fates are
here, and you didn't tell me?
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(BOTH WHIMPERING, GROANING)
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- We are worms! Worthless worms!
- We are worms! Worthless worms!
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Memo to me, memo to me.
Maim you after my meeting.
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Darling, hold that
mortal's thread of life
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good and tight.
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(WOMAN SCREAMING)
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Incoming!
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(FATES LAUGHING)
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Ladies! Hah! I am
so sorry that I'm...
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- Late!
- Late!
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- We knew you would be.
- We know everything.
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- Past.
- Present.
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And Future.
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Indoor plumbing,
it's gonna be big.
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Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies, I
was at this party, and I lost track of...
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- (TOGETHER) We know!
- Yeah. I know you know.
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So here's the deal. Zeus,
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Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey,
you, get off of my cloud," now he has...
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- (TOGETHER) A bouncing baby brat.
- We know!
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I know you know. I know.
I got it. I got the concept.
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So let me just ask.
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Is this kid gonna mess up my
hostile takeover bid, or what?
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What do you think?
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No, you don't. We're not
supposed to reveal the future.
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(SNIFFS)
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Oh, wait. I'm sorry.
Time out. Can I...
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Can I ask you a question,
by the way? Are you...
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Did you cut your hair or
something? You look fabulous.
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I mean, you look like a
Fate worse than death.
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- (GROANS) Oh, gross!
- It's blinkin'!
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Ladies, please.
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My fate is in your lovely hands.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, all right.
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In 18 years precisely,
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the planets will
align ever so nicely.
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Ay, verse. Oy.
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The time to act will be at hand.
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Unleash the Titans,
your monstrous band.
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Mm-hmm. Good, good.
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Then the once-proud
Zeus will finally fall,
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and you, Hades, will rule all!
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Yes! Hades rules!
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A word of caution to this tale.
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Excuse me?
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Should Hercules
fight, you will fail.
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(FATES CACKLING)
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What?
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Okay, fine, fine.
I'm cool. I'm fine.
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(BELL DINGS)
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Pain? Panic? Got
a little riddle for ya.
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How do you kill a god?
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- I do not know!
- You can't. They're immortal?
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Bingo! They're immortal.
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So, first you got to turn
the little sunspot mortal.
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(WHISTLING SNORES)
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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(PAIN, PANIC TITTERING)
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- What? What is it?
- Huh?
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- The baby!
- The baby!
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- (GASPING)
- (SPUTTERING)
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Hercules!
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Oh! (SOBBING)
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No!
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Now we did it!
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Zeus is gonna use
us for target practice!
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Just hang onto the kid, Panic.
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- (GRUNTING)
- (CRYING)
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Hurry!
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Let's just kill the kid and
get it over with, okay?
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Here you go, kid. A
little Grecian formula.
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Look at that! He's
changing. Can we do it now?
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No, he has to drink the
whole potion. Every last drop.
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MAN: Who's there?
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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- Alcmene, over here.
- (CRYING)
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(GASPS)
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You poor thing.
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- Oh, don't cry.
- Ls anybody there?
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- Now?
- Now.
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(ALCMENE MUTTERING)
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Oh. Well, he must
have been abandoned.
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Amphitryon, for so many years
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we've prayed to the gods
to bless us with a child.
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- Perhaps they've answered our prayers.
- Perhaps they have.
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"Hercules"?
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(THUNDERCLAP)
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(GROWLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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(SNAKES SPUTTERING)
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(YELLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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Help, help, help!
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Hades is gonna kill us when
he finds out what happened.
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You mean, if he finds out.
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Of course he's
gonna... If. If is good.
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MUSE: It was tragic.
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Zeus led all the gods
on a frantic search.
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But by the time they found
the baby, it was too late.
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Young Herc was mortal now.
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But since he did not
drink the last drop.
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He still retained
his godlike strength.
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So thank his lucky
stars Tell it, girl.
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But Zeus and Hera wept.
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Because their son
could never come home.
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They'd have to watch their
precious baby grow up from afar.
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Though Hades' horrid plan.
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Was hatched before
Herc cut his first tooth.
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The boy grew stronger every day.
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And that's the gospel truth.
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The gospel truth
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- (SHEPHERD BELL CLANKING)
- (SHEEP BLEATING)
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(BRAYING)
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Hercules, slow down!
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Look out!
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(MEN GASPING)
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Sorry, GUYS-
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- Hey, watch where you're goin'.
- Sunday driver!
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(CROWD YELLING)
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Thanks, son.
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When old Penelope twisted her ankle
back there, I thought we were done for.
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No problem, Pop.
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Uh, don't unload just yet. First,
I have to finagle with Phideas.
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Okay.
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- (BRAYING)
- Oops.
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Sorry, Penelope.
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Now, Hercules, this
time, please just...
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I know. I know.
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- Stay by the cart.
- (SIGHS)
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That's my boy.
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00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,500
- (SIGHS)
- (MAN GROANING)
250
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,794
Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
251
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,629
- Careful!
- (SHUDDERS)
252
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,174
- Why, thank you.
- No problem.
253
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,552
Why, Hercules! (SPUTTERING)
254
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,719
It's you!
255
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,931
- Let me help you with that.
- No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
256
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,684
(STRAINING) I'm
fine. You just run along.
257
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,352
- Are you sure?
- Oh, yes.
258
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,020
Absolutely.
259
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,527
Yo! Give it here! (GASPS)
260
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,612
Hey, you need an extra guy?
261
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,573
Uh...
262
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,825
Sorry, Herc.
263
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:54,662
Uh, we already got five, and we
want to keep it an even number.
264
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,539
Hey, wait a second.
Five isn't an even...
265
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,499
- See ya, Herc.
- What a geek!
266
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:02,128
- Destructo Boy.
- Maybe we should call him "Jerkules."
267
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,212
(LAUGHTER)
268
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,137
BOY: Heads up!
269
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,388
I Qot it!
270
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,931
No! Stop!
271
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,643
- (RUMBLING)
- Uh-oh.
272
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,729
- (CROWD MURMURING)
- HERCULESI No.
273
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,732
It's okay.
274
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,901
(CROWD YELLING)
275
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,990
Hey! Whoa!
276
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,037
(SCREAMING)
277
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,166
- Son!
- Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
278
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,793
Oh, my! No! Don't!
No, no, no, no!
279
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,254
No, no, no, no, no, no!
280
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,090
(YELLING)
281
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,135
(SIGHS, CHUCKLES)
282
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,387
- Watch out!
- (YELLS)
283
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,639
(CRASHING)
284
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,194
(CROWD MURMURING)
285
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,780
Nice catch, Jerkules.
286
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,366
- Son...
- (MAN SPUTTERING)
287
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:19,205
This is the last
straw, Amphitryon!
288
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,415
That boy is a menace!
289
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,293
He's too dangerous to
be around normal people!
290
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,962
(CROWD GRUMBLING, MUTTERING)
291
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,339
He didn't mean any
harm. He's just a kid.
292
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:32,260
He just can't
control his strength.
293
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,220
I'm warning you.
294
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,474
You keep that freak
away from here!
295
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,185
- BOY: Freak! Yeah, go away!
- (CROWD AGREEING)
296
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:58,494
(SIGHS) Son, you shouldn't let those
things they said back there get to you.
297
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:03,916
But, Pop, they're right. I am a
freak. I try to fit in. I really do.
298
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,502
(SIGHS) I just can't.
299
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:13,426
Sometimes I feel like I
really don't belong here,
300
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,347
like I'm supposed to
be some place else.
301
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,350
Hercules, son...
302
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,394
I know it doesn't
make any sense.
303
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:39,452
I have often dreamed
of a far off place.
304
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,957
Where a great, warm
welcome will be waiting for me.
305
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:50,129
Where the crowds will
cheer when they see my face.
306
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:56,010
And a voice keeps ea yin'
this is where I'm meant to be.
307
00:18:56,719 --> 00:19:02,058
I will find my way I
can go the distance
308
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:07,271
I'll be there someday
If I can be strong
309
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:13,069
I know every mile
Will be worth my while.
310
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:20,576
I would go most
anywhere to feel like I.
311
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:25,081
Belong.
312
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,169
Hercules,
313
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:35,549
there's something your mother
and I have been meaning to tell ya.
314
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,595
But if you found me, then
where did I come from?
315
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,639
Why was I left here?
316
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:47,103
This was around your
neck when we found you.
317
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,023
It's the symbol of the gods.
318
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,027
This is it! Don't you see?
Maybe they have the answers!
319
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,946
I'll go to the temple
of Zeus and...
320
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,368
Ma, Pop,
321
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,622
you're the greatest parents
anyone could have, but...
322
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,500
I gotta know.
323
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:13,796
(COCK CROWING)
324
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:33,399
I am on my way I
can go the distance
325
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,193
I don't care how far.
326
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:41,115
Somehow, I'll be
strong I know every mile.
327
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,744
Will be worth my while
328
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,913
I would go most anywhere.
329
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:54,336
To find where I belong.
330
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,024
Oh, mighty Zeus,
331
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,320
please, hear me and
answer my prayer.
332
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,280
I need to know.
333
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,782
Who am I?
334
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,367
Where do I belong?
335
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,994
(WIND WHISTLING)
336
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,374
Huh?
337
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,168
(ROCK CREAKING)
338
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,132
My boy.
339
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,384
My little Hercules.
340
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,845
- (CREAKING)
- Ahhhh!
341
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,098
- (GRUNTING)
- Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo!
342
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,308
What's your hurry?
343
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:53,354
After all these years, is this the
kind of hello you give your father?
344
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:55,940
Father?
345
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,026
Didn't know you had a
famous father, did you?
346
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,737
- Surprise!
- (COUGHING)
347
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,198
Look how you've grown.
348
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:09,954
Why, you've got your mother's
beautiful eyes and my strong chin. Hah!
349
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,206
I don't understand.
350
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:16,335
If you're my father,
that would make me a...
351
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,588
- A god.
- A god.
352
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,714
A 90d!
353
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,383
Hey, you wanted answers,
354
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,970
and by thunder, you're old
enough now to know the truth.
355
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,640
But why did you leave me
on Earth? Didn't you want me?
356
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,308
Of course we did.
357
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,353
Your mother and I loved
you with all our hearts.
358
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,107
Someone stole you from
us and turned you mortal,
359
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,193
and only gods can
live on Mount Olympus.
360
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,195
And you can't do a thing?
361
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,322
I can't, Hercules, but you can.
362
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,492
Really? What? I'll do anything.
363
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,871
Hercules, if you can prove
yourself a true hero on Earth,
364
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,956
your godhood will be restored!
365
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,458
A true hero. Great!
366
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,588
Exactly how do you
become a true hero?
367
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:05,175
First, you must seek out
Philoctetes, the trainer of heroes.
368
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,220
Seek out Philoctetes.
Right. I'll... Whoa!
369
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,347
Whoa! Hold your horses!
370
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,308
Which reminds me.
371
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:13,726
(WHISTLES)
372
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:15,769
(TRILLING WHISTLING)
373
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,315
ZEUS: Ha ha!
374
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:24,486
You probably don't remember
Pegasus, but you two go way back, son.
375
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,113
(WHINNYING, SNIFFING)
376
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,491
(GROANS)
377
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,410
(LAUGHS)
378
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,121
Oh, Pegasus!
379
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:39,585
He's a magnificent horse
with the brain of a bird.
380
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,128
(WHISTLING) Huh?
381
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:44,423
I'll find Philoctetes
and become a true hero.
382
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,841
That's the spirit!
383
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,468
I won't let you down, Father!
384
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,720
Yee-haw!
385
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,473
Good luck, son.
386
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:59,772
I will beat the odds I
can go the distance
387
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,358
I will face the world.
388
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,443
Fearless, proud and strong
389
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,904
I will please the gods
390
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,822
I can go the distance.
391
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:14,912
Till I find my hero's
welcome right where I.
392
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:22,002
Belong
393
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,765
- (BIRDS SCREECHING)
- (WHINNYING)
394
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:39,937
(GOAT BLEATING)
395
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,065
(BLEATING)
396
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,739
- (BLEATING)
- Whoa!
397
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,536
You sure this is
the right place?
398
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:56,787
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
399
00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,081
(LAUGHTER ECHOES)
400
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,334
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
401
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:04,962
(BLEATING)
402
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,259
What's the matter,
little guy? You stuck?
403
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,927
Hey, butt out, buddy!
404
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,387
- Ugh!
- (ALL GASPING)
405
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,432
Girls! Stop! Stop! Come
back, come back, come back.
406
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,851
Whoa, whoa! Oh. Geez!
407
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,563
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, Nymphs!
408
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,025
- They can't keep their hands off me.
- Hey!
409
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,610
(GRUMBLING)
410
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:32,948
What's the matter? You
never seen a satyr before?
411
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,034
Uh, no. Can you help us?
412
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:38,787
We're looking for
someone called Philoctetes.
413
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,165
Call me Phil.
414
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,624
- Phil!
- Ow!
415
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,294
Boy, am I glad to
meet you! I'm Hercules.
416
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,796
- (GRUNTS)
- This is Pegasus.
417
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,550
Animals! Disgusting!
418
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,218
- (SNORTS)
- I need your help.
419
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,387
I want to become
a hero, a true hero.
420
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,267
- Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.
- Wait!
421
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,352
Uh, sorry.
422
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:07,066
- Why not?
- Two words, I am retired.
423
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,069
Look, I gotta do this.
424
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:11,862
Haven't you ever had a dream,
425
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,656
something you wanted
so bad you'd do anything?
426
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:16,867
(SIGHS)
427
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,829
Kid, come inside. I want
to show you something.
428
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,540
(NEIGHING, GRUNTING)
429
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,216
Watch it! That was part
of the mast of the Argo.
430
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,051
- The Argo?
- Yeah.
431
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,345
Who do you think
taught Jason how to sail?
432
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,721
Cleopatra?
433
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,265
I trained all those
would-be heroes.
434
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:45,187
Odysseus, Perseus,
Theseus. A lot of "yeuseus."
435
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:49,608
And every single one of those
bums let me down flatter than a discus.
436
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,194
None of 'em could
go the distance.
437
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,697
And then there was Achilles.
438
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,910
Now, there was a guy who had
it all, the build, the foot speed.
439
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:04,414
He could jab, he could take
a hit, he could keep on comin'.
440
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,167
But that furshlugginer
heel of his!
441
00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:10,170
He barely gets nicked
there once and kaboom!
442
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,214
He's history.
443
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:13,966
(SIGHS)
444
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,009
Yeah, I had a dream once.
445
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:19,596
I dreamed I was gonna train
the greatest hero there ever was.
446
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:25,978
So great, the gods would hang a picture
of him in the stars all across the sky,
447
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:29,314
and people would
say, "That's Phil's boy."
448
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,316
That's right.
449
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,193
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
450
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,445
A guy can only take so
much disappointment.
451
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,823
But I'm different than
those other guys, Phil!
452
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,409
I can go the distance.
Come on. I'll show you.
453
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,493
(GRUNTS)
454
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,829
- (WHINNYING)
- Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
455
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,414
Watch this.
456
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,000
(GRUNTING)
457
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,837
Holy Hera.
458
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,340
(MUTTERING) You know,
maybe if I... No! Snap out of it!
459
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,551
I'm too old to get mixed
up in this stuff again.
460
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,972
But if I don't become a true hero, I'll
never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
461
00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,473
Hold it!
462
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,684
Zeus is your father, right?
463
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,394
- Uh-huh.
- (LAUGHING)
464
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,106
Zeus. The big guy. He's
your daddy. (LAUGHING)
465
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,983
Mr. Lightning Bolts!
466
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,152
Read me a book, would ya, Da-da?
467
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,280
Zeus! (MIMICS ZEUS)
"Once upon a time..."
468
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,531
It's the truth!
469
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,158
Please!
470
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,288
So you wanna be a hero, kid.
471
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,873
Well, whoop-de-do.
472
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,210
I have been around
the block before.
473
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,712
With blockheads just like you.
474
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,048
Each and every one
a disappointment.
475
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:39,718
Pain for which there
ain't no ointment.
476
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:43,347
So much for excuses
Though a kid of "Zeus" is.
477
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,683
Askin' me to jump into the fray.
478
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,686
My answer is two words.
479
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,107
Okay.
480
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,360
- You mean you'll do it?
- You win.
481
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,737
- You won't be sorry, Phil.
- Oh, gods.
482
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,447
So when do we start?
Can we start now?
483
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,573
Oy vey-.
484
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:07,746
I'd given up hope that
someone would come along.
485
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:12,793
A fella who'd ring the
bell for once Not the gong.
486
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,170
The kind who wins trophies.
487
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,172
Won't settle for low fees.
488
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,549
At least semipro fees.
489
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:22,552
But, no, I get the greenhorn
490
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:27,099
I've been out to pasture,
pal My ambition gone.
491
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:31,895
Content to spend lazy
days and to graze my lawn.
492
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:36,775
But you need an
advisor A satyr, but wiser.
493
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,528
A good merchandiser and... Whoa.
494
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,780
There goes my ulcer
495
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:46,535
I'm down to one last
hope and I hope it's you.
496
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:51,164
Though, kid, you're not
exactly a dream come true
497
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,961
I trained enough turkeys
Who never came through.
498
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,548
You're my one last
hope So you'll have to do.
499
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,300
Rule number six.
500
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,593
When rescuing a damsel...
(SHRILL WHISTLE)
501
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,762
Always handle with care.
502
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,264
(GRUNTS)
503
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,474
No!
504
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,729
Rule number 95,
kid. Concentrate!
505
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,649
Rule number 96.
506
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,484
Aim!
507
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:25,157
Demigods have faced the
odds And ended up a mockery.
508
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,078
Don't believe the stories That
you read on all the crockery.
509
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:34,833
To be a true hero,
kid, is a dying art.
510
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,252
Like paintin' a masterpiece.
511
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,671
It's a work of heart.
512
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,090
It takes more than sinew.
513
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,509
Comes down to what's in you.
514
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:48,221
You have to continue to grow.
515
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,599
Now, that's more like it!
516
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:56,146
I'm down to one last
shot And my last high note.
517
00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:01,943
Before that blasted
underworld gets my goat.
518
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,196
My dreams are on you, kid.
519
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,490
Go make 'em come true.
520
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,533
Climb that uphill slope.
521
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,994
Keep pushin' that envelope.
522
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,788
You're my one last hope.
523
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:18,627
And, kid, it's up to you.
524
00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,838
Yeah!
525
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,673
(HERCULES LAUGHING)
526
00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,343
Did you see that?
527
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,137
Next stop, Olympus.
528
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,848
All right, just take
it easy, champ.
529
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,184
I am ready. I want
to get off this island.
530
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,686
I want to see
battles and monsters.
531
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,605
- Rescue some damsels.
- (WHINNYING SIGH)
532
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,774
You know, heroic stuff.
533
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,403
- Well...
- Aw, come on! Phil!
534
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,906
Well, okay. Okay, you want
a road test? Saddle up, kid.
535
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,325
We're going to Thebes!
536
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,246
- HERCULES: So what's in Thebes?
- A lot of problems.
537
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,874
It's a big, tough town. Good
place to start buildin' a rep.
538
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,501
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- (WHINNYING)
539
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:04,256
Sounds like your basic
DID, Damsel in Distress.
540
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,012
- (GASPING)
- (EVIL LAUGHTER)
541
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,682
Not so fast, sweetheart.
542
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,226
I swear, Nessus.
Put me down or I'll...
543
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,937
Whoo! I like 'em fiery!
544
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,148
- (GASPS)
- Now, remember, kid.
545
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,150
First, analyze the situation.
546
00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,485
Don't just barrel in
there without thinking.
547
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:29,865
- (NESSUS GROWLING)
- He's losin' points for this!
548
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,033
- You don't know what you're...
- Halt!
549
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,831
Step aside, two legs.
550
00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:41,751
Pardon me, my good sir.
551
00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,595
I'll have to ask you
to release that young...
552
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,631
- Keep movin', junior.
- Lady.
553
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:50,218
But you... Aren't you
a damsel in distress?
554
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,388
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.
555
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,475
I can handle this.
Have a nice day.
556
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,268
Uh. (CLEARS THROAT)
557
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,146
Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be
too close to the situation to realize...
558
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,399
Ohhh!
559
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:08,153
- What are you doin'? Get your sword!
- Sword. Right, right.
560
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,406
Rule number 15, a hero is
only as good as his weapon!
561
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,033
(LAUGHING)
562
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,702
(FISH SHRIEKING)
563
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,245
(GROANS)
564
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,542
Whoa! Hold it! Hold on!
He's gotta do it on his own.
565
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,837
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
566
00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,923
- Use your head!
- (WHINNYING)
567
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,758
Oh.
568
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,511
(GROWLING)
569
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:38,058
All right! Not bad, kid!
570
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,019
Not exactly what I
had in mind, butnotbad.
571
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,604
(GROANS, COUGHS)
572
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:47,984
Oh, gee, miss, I'm really
sorry. That was dumb.
573
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,195
- Yeah.
- (SPLASHING)
574
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,614
Excuse me.
575
00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:01,373
Nice work! Excelente!
576
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,542
Is Wonderboy here for real?
577
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,503
What are you talkin'
about? Of course he's real.
578
00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:07,587
Whoa!
579
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:13,301
And by the way, sweet
cheeks, I'm real, too.
580
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,136
- (KISSING SOUNDS)
- Ugh!
581
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,098
Yee-hah! Yahoo!
582
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,146
Whoa!
583
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:40,870
(PUFFS)
584
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:49,671
(WHISTLING)
585
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,634
- How was that, Phil?
- Rein it in, rookie.
586
00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,554
You can get away with mistakes
like those in the minor decathlons,
587
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,265
but this is the big leagues!
588
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,267
At least I beat him, didn't I?
589
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:06,146
Next time, don't let your guard down
because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
590
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:10,984
It's like I keep tellin' ya. You
gotta stay focused, and... You...
591
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,360
(WHINNYING)
592
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,826
- (SNORTING)
- (BLEATING)
593
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:24,122
Are you all right, Miss...
594
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:28,084
Megara. My friends call me Meg. At
least, they would if I had any friends.
595
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:32,839
So did they give you a name along
with all those rippling pectorals?
596
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,550
(SHY CHUCKLE) Uh, I'm, um, uh...
597
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,052
(STAMMERING)
598
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,512
Are you always this articulate?
599
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,641
Hercules. My... (CLEARS
THROAT) My name is Hercules.
600
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,186
Hercules. I think I
prefer Wonderboy.
601
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:51,274
So, how'd you get
mixed up with the...
602
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,818
Pinhead with hooves?
Well, you know how men are.
603
00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:57,656
They think that "No" means "Yes," and
"Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."
604
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,449
(CONFUSED WHINNY)
605
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,744
Don't worry. Shorty here
can explain it to ya later.
606
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:03,828
(GROWLING)
607
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:08,750
Well, thanks for everything,
Herc. It's been a real slice.
608
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,629
Wait! Can we give you a ride?
609
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,631
(SNORTING, WHINNYING)
610
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,302
I don't think your pinto
likes me very much.
611
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:24,349
Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly.
He'd be more than happy to... Ow.
612
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,101
(WHISTLING)
613
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:32,232
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl. I
tie my own sandals and everything.
614
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,860
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
615
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,779
Bye.
616
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,325
- She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
- (GROWLS)
617
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:45,120
Yeah. Yeah. She's
really something.
618
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,663
A real pain in the patella!
619
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,958
Earth to Herc! Come
in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
620
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,877
We got a job to do,
remember? (WHISTLES)
621
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,713
Thebes is still waitin'.
622
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,674
HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
623
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,765
(ANIMALS TITTERING)
624
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:07,767
(GASPS)
625
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,603
Aw... How cute.
626
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:13,314
A couple of rodents
looking for a theme park.
627
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,860
Who you callin' a rodent,
sister? I'm a bunny!
628
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,361
And I'm his gopher.
629
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,487
(TOGETHER) Ta-da!
630
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,031
I thought I smelled a rat.
631
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,825
HADES: Meg?
632
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,744
Speak of the devil.
633
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:29,914
Meg, my little flower, my
little bird, my little nut, Meg.
634
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,958
What exactly happened here?
635
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,081
I thought you were gonna
persuade the river guardian
636
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,712
to join my team
for the uprising,
637
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,590
and here I am, kind
of river guardian-less.
638
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:42,719
I gave it my best shot, but he
made me an offer I had to refuse.
639
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,430
Fine. So, instead of subtracting
two years from your sentence,
640
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,265
hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
641
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,433
Give that your best shot.
642
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,561
It wasn't my fault. It was
this wonderboy, Hercules.
643
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:56,191
Hercules? Why does
that name ring a bell?
644
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,110
I don't know. Maybe
we owe him money?
645
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:03,782
- What was that name again?
- Hercules.
646
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,950
He comes on with this big,
innocent farm boy routine,
647
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,803
but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.
648
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,827
Wait a minute.
649
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:12,081
Wasn't Hercules the name of
that kid we were supposed to...
650
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,209
'Uh, my gods! 'Uh, my gods!
651
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,668
- Run for it!
- (SCREAMING)
652
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,963
So you took care of him, huh?
653
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,049
Dead as a door nail.
654
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,968
Weren't those your exact words?
655
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,929
This might be a
different Hercules.
656
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,682
Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a
very popular name nowadays!
657
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:33,144
Remember, like, a few years ago,
every other boy was named Jason,
658
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,938
and the girls were
all named Brittany?
659
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:39,567
I'm about to
rearrange the cosmos,
660
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:46,616
and the one schlemiel who can louse
it up is waltzing around in the woods!
661
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:50,370
(PANTING)
662
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,664
Wait. Wait, big guy.
663
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,124
- We can still cut in on his waltzing.
- That's right!
664
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:58,378
And at least we made him
mortal. That's a good thing.
665
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,088
Didn't we?
666
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,422
Hmm.
667
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,591
Fortunately for
the three of you,
668
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,512
we still have time to correct
this rather egregious oversight.
669
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:11,057
And this time, no foul-ups.
670
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:14,978
Wow!
671
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:20,358
- Is that all one town?
- One town, a million troubles.
672
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:24,696
The one and only
Thebes. The Big Olive itself.
673
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,991
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
674
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,618
(CROWD BUSTLING)
675
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:32,745
(BELL DINGS)
676
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:35,247
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
677
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:39,377
Stick with me, kid. This
city is a dangerous place.
678
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:43,464
- Look where you're goin', numbskull!
- Hey, I'm walkin' here!
679
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,134
You see what I mean?
I'm tellin' you, wackos.
680
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,554
MAN: Pitta bread. Pitta
bread. Get your pitta bread here.
681
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,222
Hey, Mack.
682
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,390
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
683
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,643
- You wanna buy a sundial?
- He's not interested, all right?
684
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:56,769
Come on, kid.
685
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,981
The end is coming!
Can't you feel it?
686
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:04,319
Yes, yes. Thank you for the info.
Yes. We'll ponder that for a while.
687
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,754
Just stare at the
sidewalk. Come on.
688
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,239
Don't make eye contact.
People here are nuts.
689
00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:10,491
That's because they
live in a city of turmoil.
690
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,618
Trust me, kid.
691
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,995
You're gonna be just
what the doctor ordered.
692
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:19,292
It was tragic! We lost
everything in the fire.
693
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,420
Everything except
old Snowball here.
694
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,546
(WEAK MEOW)
695
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,507
Now, were the fires before
or after the earthquake?
696
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,760
They were after the
earthquake. I remember.
697
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,261
But before the flood.
698
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,765
Don't even get me
started on the crime rate.
699
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:37,435
Thebes has certainly
gone downhill in a hurry.
700
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,103
OLD MAN: Tell me about it.
701
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,230
It seems like every
time I turn around,
702
00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,608
there's some new monster
wreaking havoc and I...
703
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,278
All we need now is
a plague of locusts.
704
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:48,863
- (CHIRPING)
- (CROWD SCREAMING)
705
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:52,283
That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!
706
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,618
HERCULES: Excuse me.
707
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,746
It, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
708
00:40:56,829 --> 00:41:00,375
Seems to me that what
you folks need is a hero.
709
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,670
Yeah, and who are you?
710
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:10,385
I'm Hercules, and I
happen to be a hero.
711
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,552
(CROWD LAUGHING)
712
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,097
- Is that so?
- (WOMAN LAUGHING) A hero!
713
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,726
- Have you ever saved a town before?
- Uh, no. Not exactly, but I...
714
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,312
Have you ever reversed
a natural disaster?
715
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,815
Well, uh, no.
716
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:27,026
Listen to this. He's just
another chariot chaser.
717
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,278
- This we need.
- WOMAN: That's a laugh.
718
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,698
- Don't you pea brains get it?
- WOMAN: Hmm?
719
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,075
This kid is the genuine article.
720
00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:38,162
Hey, isn't that the goat-man
who trained Achilles?
721
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,914
Watch it, pal.
722
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,250
Yeah, you're right.
723
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,836
Hey, nice job on those heels!
724
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,505
Ya missed a spot! (LAUGHING)
725
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,590
I got your heel right here!
726
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,801
I'll wipe that stupid
grin off your face! You...
727
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:55,179
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil!
Take it easy. Phil.
728
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,765
What are you, crazy? Sheesh!
729
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:03,312
Young man, we need a
professional hero, not an amateur.
730
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,858
Well, wait. Stop!
731
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,612
(SIGHS)
732
00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:16,034
How am I supposed to prove myself a
hero if nobody will give me a chance?
733
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,243
You'll get your chance.
734
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:20,329
You just need some kind
of catastrophe or disaster.
735
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:22,123
(WOMAN PANTING) Please.
736
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,460
Help! Please! There's
been a terrible accident!
737
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,712
- Meg?
- Speakin' of disasters.
738
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,424
Wonderboy! Hercules!
Thank goodness!
739
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,967
What's wrong?
740
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:36,387
Outside of town, two little boys.
They were playing in the gorge.
741
00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:39,140
There was this
terrible rockslide.
742
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,976
- They're trapped!
- Kids? Trapped?
743
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,644
Phil, this is great!
744
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,528
You're really choked
up about this, aren't ya?
745
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:46,605
Come on!
746
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:51,402
No, I... You don't... I have
this terrible fear of heights!
747
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,529
- (GROANS)
- (SNICKERS)
748
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,615
- (PANTING)
- (CROWD CHATTERING)
749
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,035
I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
750
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,037
I'm way behind ya, kid.
751
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,372
(SPUTTERING) I got a fur Wedgie.
752
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,709
- (WHINNYING)
- (MEG GASPING)
753
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,754
- (TRILLING wrusmz)
- (GROANING)
754
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,215
- Are you okay?
- I'll be fine.
755
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,509
Just get me down before
I ruin the upholstery.
756
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,637
BOY 1: Help! I can't breathe!
BOY 2: (COUGHING) Hurry!
757
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,181
- Get us out!
- We're suffocating!
758
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,560
Somebody call IX-I-I! (COUGHING)
759
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,270
Easy, fellas.
You'll be all right.
760
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,858
- We can't last much longer!
- Get us out before we get crushed!
761
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,027
(GRUNTING)
762
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,417
(LIGHT APPLAUSE)
763
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,921
- How you boys doin'?
- We're okay now.
764
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:55,633
Jeepers, mister.
You're really strong.
765
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:59,220
Well, try to be a little more
careful next time, okay, kids?
766
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,972
We sure will.
767
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,396
HADES: A stirring
performance, boys.
768
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,314
I was really moved. (SLURPING)
769
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,901
"Jeepers, mister"?
770
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:17,196
I was going for innocence.
771
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,492
And, hey, two thumbs way,
way up for our leading lady.
772
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:23,286
What a dish. What a doll.
773
00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:26,080
Get outta there, you big
lug, while you still can.
774
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,583
(PANTING) Phil, I did great.
775
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,002
They even applauded, sort of.
776
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,045
- (GROWLING)
- Huh!
777
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,716
I hate to burst your bubble,
kid, but that ain't applause.
778
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,426
(GROWLING)
779
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,976
Phil? What do
you call that thing?
780
00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:48,269
PHIL: Two words.
781
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:49,562
(THUNDERING ROAR)
782
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,439
Am-scray!
783
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,233
- (MONSTER HISSING)
- (CROWD SCREAMING)
784
00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:58,696
(ECHOING) Let's
get ready to rumble!
785
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,538
That's it. Dance
around! Dance around!
786
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,750
Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth.
Keep going. Come on. Come on.
787
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:14,295
Lead with your left. Lead
with your left! Your other left!
788
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,008
(MONSTER SNARLING)
789
00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,349
(LAUGHING)
790
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:42,865
Whoa! (YELLING)
791
00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,744
- (SWALLOWS HARD)
- (GROANING)
792
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:49,163
(LOUD BURP)
793
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,040
- (GROANS)
- (CROWD MUTTERING)
794
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,334
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
795
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,002
(ROARING)
796
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,807
(LOUD APPLAUSE)
797
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:11,602
All right! All right!
You're bad! Okay!
798
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:15,356
See, Phil? That...
That wasn't so hard.
799
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,149
Kid, kid, kid.
800
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,734
How many horns do ya see?
801
00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,569
Six?
802
00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:23,531
Eh, close enough.
Let's get you cleaned up.
803
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,450
(NERVOUS MUTTERING)
804
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:27,535
(GULPS)
805
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,621
Guys, guys, relax.
806
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,581
It's only half-time.
807
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:34,750
(FAINT RUMBLING)
808
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,670
That doesn't sound good.
809
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:42,425
(ROARING)
810
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,929
Definitely not good!
811
00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,389
(MONSTER HISSING)
812
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:50,725
(WHISTLING)
813
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:55,938
(YELLING)
814
00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:59,150
Whoa! Whoa!
815
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,669
Will you forget the
head-slicing thing?
816
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:19,920
Hvah!
817
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,966
(YELLING)
818
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,847
Phil, I don't think we covered
this one in basic training!
819
00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,432
(YELLING)
820
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,025
(MONSTER HISSING)
821
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,778
My favorite part of the game,
822
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,864
- (ROARING)
- (GROANING)
823
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,783
Sudden death.
824
00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:54,830
(GRUNTS) (ROCK CREAKING)
825
00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:56,457
ALL: Huh?
826
00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,136
(CROWD GASPING)
827
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,013
Oh!
828
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,601
There goes another
one. Just like Achilles.
829
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,064
Game.
830
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,982
Set.
831
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:23,442
Match.
832
00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,030
- (GROANS)
- (ROCK CREAKING)
833
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:31,867
(CROWD GASPING)
834
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,833
(CHEERING)
835
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:52,304
Phil, you gotta admit.
That was pretty heroic.
836
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:56,934
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it!
You won by a landslide!
837
00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,186
(STRAINING)
838
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,647
Hades mad.
839
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,857
(YELLING)
840
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:07,153
Well, what do ya know?
841
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:15,161
From that day forward, our
boy Hercules could do no wrong.
842
00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:18,664
He was so hot,
steam looked cool.
843
00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:21,000
Oh, yeah.
844
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,920
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll.
845
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,965
Person of the week in
every Greek opinion poll.
846
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,676
- What a pro.
- Herc could stop a show.
847
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,762
Point him at a monster
and you're talkin' SRO.
848
00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:36,640
- He was a no one.
- A zero, zero.
849
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:39,560
- Now he's a honcho.
- He's a hero.
850
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,480
Here was a kid with
his act down pat.
851
00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:45,441
Zero to hero in no time flat.
852
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:48,319
- Zero to hero.
- Just like that (SNAPS)
853
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,905
When he smiled
the girls went wild.
854
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,824
With oohs and aahs.
855
00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,660
And they slapped his
face on every vase.
856
00:49:56,744 --> 00:50:00,080
On every "vahse".
857
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,583
From appearance
fees and royalties.
858
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,252
Our Herc had cash to burn.
859
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,088
Now nouveau riche and famous.
860
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:11,509
He could tell you
what's a Grecian urn.
861
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,470
Say amen, there he goes again.
862
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,431
- Sweet and undefeated.
- And an awesome 10-for-10.
863
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,100
Folks lined up just
to watch him flex.
864
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:23,354
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs.
865
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:26,190
Hercie, he comes
he sees, he conquers.
866
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:29,193
Honey, the crowds
were goin' bonkers.
867
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:32,279
He showed the moxie
brains and spunk Yeah.
868
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,823
- From zero to hero.
- A major hunk.
869
00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:37,618
- Zero to hero.
- And who'd have thunk?
870
00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,457
Who put the glad in gladiator?
871
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,917
Hercules.
872
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,378
Who's darin' deeds
are great theater?
873
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:51,090
Hercules -Isn't he bold?
- No one braver.
874
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,217
- Is he sweet?
- Our favorite flavor.
875
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,427
Hercules My man.
876
00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:59,473
-Hercules -Hercules Hercules.
877
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,517
- Hercules.
- Look at my Hercules.
878
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,062
- Hercules, Hercules.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
879
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:07,481
Bless my soul,
Herc was on a roll.
880
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:10,150
- Undefeated.
- Riding high.
881
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:11,610
And the nicest guy.
882
00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,404
Not conceited.
883
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,447
- He was a nothing.
- Zero, zero.
884
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,491
- Now he's a honcho.
- He's our hero.
885
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,703
He hit the heights
at breakneck speed.
886
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:23,038
- From zero to hero.
- (GRUNTING)
887
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:29,420
Herc is a hero Now he's a hero.
888
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,298
Yes, indeed
889
00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:34,633
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
890
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,468
Pull!
891
00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:42,308
Nice shootin', Rex.
892
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,934
I can't believe this guy.
893
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:46,645
I throw everything I've got
at him and it doesn't even...
894
00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:47,938
(RUBBER SQUEAKING)
895
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:51,859
What are those?
896
00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:56,030
Um, I don't know. I thought
they looked kinda dashing.
897
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:59,908
I've got 24 hours to
get rid of this bozo,
898
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:05,623
or the entire scheme I've been setting
up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
899
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,045
and you are wearing
his merchandise!
900
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,296
(SLURPING)
901
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:17,968
(CHUCKLES)
902
00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:19,428
Thirsty?
903
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,055
(YELL ECHOING)
904
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,226
(BOTH GROANING)
905
00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:30,230
(CHUCKLES)
906
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,066
Looks like your game's over.
907
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,902
Wonderboy is hitting every
curve you throw at him.
908
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:39,281
On, yeah. (CHUCKLES)
909
00:52:39,615 --> 00:52:41,367
I wonder if maybe
910
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:47,748
I haven't been throwing the right
curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
911
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:50,000
Don't even go there.
912
00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:54,630
See, he's gotta have a weakness
because everybody's got a weakness.
913
00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:57,174
I mean, for what? Pandora,
it was the box thing.
914
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,927
For the Trojans, hey. They
bet on the wrong horse, okay?
915
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,888
We simply need to
find out Wonderboy's.
916
00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:05,140
I've done my part.
Get your little imps...
917
00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:06,451
They couldn't
handle him as a baby.
918
00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:09,853
I need somebody who
can handle him as a man.
919
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,939
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
920
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:16,026
That's good because that's what
got you into this jam in the first place.
921
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:19,530
You sold your soul to me
to save your boyfriend's life.
922
00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:22,199
And how does this
creep thank you?
923
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:25,369
By running off with some babe.
924
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,538
He hurt you real bad,
didn't he, Meg, huh?
925
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,581
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
926
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:34,211
Which is exactly why I got a feelin'
you're gonna leap at my new offer.
927
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:37,339
You give me the key to
bringing down Wonder Breath,
928
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:43,429
and I give you the thing that you
crave most in the entire cosmos,
929
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,806
your freedom.
930
00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,224
(URN SHATTERS)
931
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:49,893
(HERCULES LAUGHING)
932
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,562
You should have
been there, Father.
933
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:56,900
I mangled the Minotaur,
grappled with the Gorgon.
934
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,235
Just like Phil told me.
935
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:02,156
I analyzed the situation,
controlled my strength and kicked.
936
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,452
The crowds went wild!
937
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,746
- (SIMULATES CROWD CHEERING)
- (WHISTLING)
938
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:10,247
Thank you. Thank you.
939
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:11,373
Hah!
940
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:15,586
You're doin' great, son. You're
doing your old man proud.
941
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,880
I'm glad to hear
you say that, Father.
942
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,923
I've been waiting for
this day a long time.
943
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,593
Hmm. What day is that, son?
944
00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:25,721
The day I rejoin the gods.
945
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:29,725
You've done wonderfully.
You really have, my boy.
946
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,643
You're just not there yet.
947
00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:35,773
You haven't proven
yourself a true hero.
948
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:39,276
But, Father, I've beaten every
single monster I've come up against.
949
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:42,613
I'm the most famous
person in all of Greece.
950
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:46,575
- I'm an action figure!
- (SQUEAKING)
951
00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:52,289
I'm afraid being famous isn't
the same as being a true hero.
952
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:54,124
What more can I do?
953
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:57,711
It's something you have
to discover for yourself.
954
00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:02,049
- But how can I...
- Look inside your heart.
955
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,469
Father, wait!
956
00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:09,890
(GRUNTING)
957
00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:13,101
- (WHINNYING)
- (SIGHS)
958
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,695
On your left is Hercules' villa.
959
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:26,114
Our next stop is the
Pecs and Flex Gift Shop
960
00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:27,199
where you can pick up
961
00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:31,245
the great hero's 30-minute
workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
962
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,664
At 1:00, you got a
meeting with King Augeas.
963
00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,499
He's got a problem
with his stables.
964
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,334
I'd advise you not to
wear your new sandals.
965
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,753
- Phil?
- I told you, don't move!
966
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,564
PHIL: DGR, the Daughters
of the Greek Revolution.
967
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:42,589
- Phil.
- A't 3300,
968
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,675
you gotta get a girdle
from some Amazons.
969
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,803
Phil, what's the point?
970
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:49,847
(SCREAMING)
971
00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:51,223
That's it!
972
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,225
Keep your toga on, pal.
973
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,393
(GRUNTS)
974
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,436
Yuck!
975
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,647
What do you mean,
"What's the point?"
976
00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,482
You wanna go to
Olympus, don't ya?
977
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:04,653
Yeah, but this stuff doesn't
seem to be getting me anywhere.
978
00:56:04,736 --> 00:56:07,322
You can't give up
now. I'm countin' on ya.
979
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,700
I gave this everything I had.
980
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:14,872
Listen to me,
kid. I seen 'em all.
981
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:19,167
And I am tellin' you, and this
is the honest-to-Zeus truth,
982
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:22,254
- you got somethin' I never seen before.
- Really?
983
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:26,008
I can feel it right down to
these stubby bowlegs of mine.
984
00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:28,927
There is nothin'
you can't do, kid.
985
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,470
- (DOOR OPENING)
- (GIRLS SCREAMING)
986
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,638
It's him!
987
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:33,640
Hey, watch it!
Watch it! Watch...
988
00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:37,477
- I touched his elbow!
- I got his sweatband!
989
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,813
- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
- (GRUNTING) Phil, help!
990
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,399
- Okay. Escape plan, beta.
- Gotcha.
991
00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:44,902
- (BLOWING WHISTLE)
- Hey. Where is he?
992
00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:46,653
There he goes! On the veranda!
993
00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:48,113
- (SCREAMING)
- Whoa!
994
00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:50,115
(CHUCKLES)
995
00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:04,880
Let's see.
996
00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,424
What could be behind
curtain number one?
997
00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:08,550
Meg!
998
00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:11,970
(CHUCKLES) It's all right. The
sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
999
00:57:12,054 --> 00:57:15,098
Gee, it's great to see you.
1000
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,808
I missed you.
1001
00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:19,353
So this is what heroes
do on their days off.
1002
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,688
(BASHFUL CHUCKLE) I'm no hero.
1003
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,107
Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece
1004
00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,669
thinks you're the greatest thing
since they put the pocket in pitta.
1005
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:29,446
(CHUCKLES) I know. It's crazy.
1006
00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:31,341
You know, I can't go
anywhere without being mobbed.
1007
00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,617
- I mean...
- You sound like you could use a break.
1008
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,078
- Think your nanny goat would go...
- (BLEATING SQUEAK)
1009
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,622
Berserk if you played
hooky this afternoon?
1010
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,207
Oh, gee. I don't know.
1011
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,018
Phil's got the rest of the
day pretty much booked.
1012
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:45,003
Ah, Phil, schmill.
Just follow me.
1013
00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:49,383
Out the window, round the dumbbells,
you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
1014
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:51,259
(CHIRPING)
1015
00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:53,553
(LAUGHTER)
1016
00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:56,974
HERCULES: WOW. What a day.
1017
00:57:57,057 --> 00:58:02,521
First, that restaurant by the bay,
and then that play, that Oedipus thing.
1018
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:05,148
Man! I thought I had problems.
1019
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,651
- (LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT)
- (LAUGHING)
1020
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:12,781
- Psst! Stop foolin' around!
- Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
1021
00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:16,368
I didn't know that playing
hooky could be so much fun.
1022
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:20,205
- Yeah. Neither did I.
- Thanks, Meg.
1023
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,082
On. (CHUCKLES)
1024
00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,251
Don't thank me just yet.
1025
00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:25,752
Oh!
1026
00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:27,295
Oop. Careful.
1027
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:29,464
Sorry. Weak ankles.
1028
00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:32,968
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe
you better sit down for a while.
1029
00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:39,474
So, uh, do you have any
problems with things like this?
1030
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:43,061
Uh... Weak ankles, I mean.
1031
00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:45,856
Oh, no. Not really.
1032
00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:49,985
No weaknesses whatsoever?
1033
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,154
No trick knee?
1034
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,490
Ruptured disks?
1035
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,576
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE, GULPS)
1036
00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:01,621
No. I'm afraid I'm,
uh, fit as a fiddle.
1037
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:04,791
(SIGHS) Wonderboy,
you are perfect.
1038
00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:07,294
(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
1039
00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:09,796
- (CRASHING, SPLASHING)
- Whoops!
1040
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,384
It looks better that way.
1041
00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,803
No, it really does.
1042
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,896
(SIGHS) You know,
when I was a kid,
1043
00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:29,483
I would have given anything to
be exactly like everybody else.
1044
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,778
(SCOFFS) You wanted
to be petty and dishonest?
1045
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:34,029
Everybody's not like that.
1046
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,740
Yes, they are.
1047
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,617
You're not like that.
1048
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,368
How do you know what I'm like?
1049
00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:47,459
All I know is you're the most amazing
person with weak ankles I've ever met.
1050
00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:50,212
(CHUCKLES)
1051
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:51,922
Oh!
1052
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:58,512
Meg, when I'm with
you, I don't feel so alone.
1053
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:02,265
Sometimes it's
better to be alone.
1054
01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:03,600
What do you mean?
1055
01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:05,769
Nobody can hurt you.
1056
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,732
Meg?
1057
01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,736
I would never, ever hurt you.
1058
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:21,034
And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's
both do ourselves a favor and stop this
1059
01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:24,746
before we...
1060
01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:29,042
PHIL: All right! Break it
up! Break it up! Party's over!
1061
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,962
- I been Iookin' all over this town!
- Calm down, mutton man.
1062
01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,338
It was all my fault.
1063
01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:36,174
You're already on my list,
sister, so don't make it worse!
1064
01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:38,593
- (SNORTING)
- (SNORTS BACK)
1065
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,972
And as for you, ya bum,
you're gonna go to the stadium
1066
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,075
and you're gonna be put
through the workout of your life!
1067
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:47,394
- Now get on the horse.
- Okay, okay.
1068
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:51,356
- I'm sorry.
- Ah, he'll get over it.
1069
01:00:57,070 --> 01:01:00,157
PHIL: Move! Move, move,
move, move, move! Move!
1070
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,242
- (NEIGHING)
- Whoo! Yahee!
1071
01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:10,125
Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it!
Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...
1072
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:16,506
That's it. Next time, I drive.
1073
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:27,225
Oh, what's the matter with me?
1074
01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:30,145
You'd think a girl would learn.
1075
01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:35,317
If there's a prize
for rotten judgment
1076
01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:39,279
I guess I've already won that.
1077
01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:43,950
No man is worth the aggravation.
1078
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:47,996
That's ancient history
Been there, done that.
1079
01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:51,917
Who d'ya think you're kidding
He's the Earth and heaven to you.
1080
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,879
Try to keep it hidden Honey,
we can see right through you.
1081
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,714
- Oh, no.
- Girl, you can't conceal it.
1082
01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:02,677
We know how you feel
and who you're thinkin' of.
1083
01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:08,266
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no.
1084
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:12,062
You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it? Uh-oh.
1085
01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:16,608
It's too cliché, I
won't say I'm in love.
1086
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,736
Sh00-d00, sh00-d00 O00000
1087
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:23,490
I thought my heart
had learned its lesson.
1088
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:27,118
It feels so good
when you start out.
1089
01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:31,164
My head is screaming
"Get a grip, girl".
1090
01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:35,460
Unless you're dyin'
To cry your heart out.
1091
01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:39,464
You keep on denying Who
you are and how you're feelin'.
1092
01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:43,426
Baby, we're not bu yin' Hon,
we saw you hit the ceilin'.
1093
01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:47,389
Face it like a grown-up When
you gonna own up that you.
1094
01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:50,976
- Got.
- Got it bad?
1095
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:55,730
Oh, no chance, no
way I won't say it, no, no.
1096
01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:59,651
- Give up, but give in.
- Check the grin, you're in love.
1097
01:02:59,734 --> 01:03:03,613
This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love.
1098
01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:06,449
You're doing
flips Read our lips.
1099
01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:07,534
You're in love.
1100
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:10,078
You're way off base
I won't say I'm it.
1101
01:03:10,161 --> 01:03:11,454
She won't say in love.
1102
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:15,542
Get off my case, I won't say it.
1103
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:20,046
Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love.
1104
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,882
Oh.
1105
01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:30,056
At least out loud
I won't say I'm in.
1106
01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:34,561
- Love.
- Shoo-doo, shoo-doo.
1107
01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:37,230
Sha-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia.
1108
01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:38,857
Ah.
1109
01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:51,953
Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg?
1110
01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:55,457
What is the weak link
in Wonderboy's chain?
1111
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,834
Get yourself another
girl. I'm through.
1112
01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,770
I'm sorry. Do you mind
runnin' that by me again?
1113
01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,464
I must have had a chunk of brimstone
wedged in my ear or something.
1114
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:06,676
Then read my lips! Forget it.
1115
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:11,264
Meg, Meg, Meg, my
sweet, deluded little minion.
1116
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:16,144
Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,
but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
1117
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:18,188
I own you!
1118
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:19,689
(GROANING)
1119
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,901
- I got another horn here.
- HADES: You work for me.
1120
01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,362
That kid's gonna be
doin' laps for a month.
1121
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,698
HADES: If I say, "Sing," you
say, "Hey, name that tune."
1122
01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:33,286
If I say, "| want Wonderboy's
head on a platter," you say...
1123
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,288
Medium or well-done.
1124
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:39,959
Oh! I knew that dame was trouble.
This is gonna break the kid's heart.
1125
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:43,213
- MEG: I'll work on that.
- I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
1126
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:47,592
That's the sound of your freedom
fluttering out the window forever.
1127
01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:51,054
(COUGHING) I don't care.
I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
1128
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:56,142
I can't believe you're getting
so worked up about some guy.
1129
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,478
This one is different. He's
honest, and he's sweet...
1130
01:04:58,561 --> 01:04:59,562
Please!
1131
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,457
- He would never do anything to hurt me.
- He's a guy!
1132
01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:05,693
Besides, O oneness,
you can't beat him.
1133
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:09,572
He has no weaknesses.
He's gonna...
1134
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:13,743
I think he does, Meg.
1135
01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:17,163
I truly think he does.
1136
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,007
(HERCULES GRUNTING, STRAINING)
1137
01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:29,717
Ha ha!
1138
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,054
- (SIGHING)
- (GRUNTING, STRAINING)
1139
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,514
Whoo-hoo!
1140
01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,647
Hey, Phil! What happened to you?
1141
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,149
Kid, we gotta talk.
1142
01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:47,902
Phil, I just had the
greatest day of my life!
1143
01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:50,321
I can't stop thinking about Meg.
1144
01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,699
(SIGHING) She's something else.
1145
01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:56,119
Kid, I'm tr yin' to talk to ya! Will
you come down here and listen?
1146
01:05:56,202 --> 01:06:01,040
Aw, how can I come down
there when I'm feeling so up?
1147
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,251
(WHISTLING)
1148
01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:12,051
(CLEARS THROAT, CLICKS TONGUE)
1149
01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:27,817
Gotcha!
1150
01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:30,236
Ah, very nice! What
I'm tr yin' to say is...
1151
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,864
That if it wasn't for you, I
never would have met her.
1152
01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:34,782
Oh, I owe ya big time.
1153
01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:36,677
Will you just knock it off
for a couple of seconds?
1154
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,329
Rule number 38. Come on,
Phil. Keep them up there, huh?
1155
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:42,499
- Phil, I got two words for ya, duck!
- Listen to me! She's...
1156
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,000
- A dream come true?
- Not exactly.
1157
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,211
- More beautiful than Aphrodite?
- Aside from that!
1158
01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:50,507
- The most wonderful...
- She's a fraud!
1159
01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:53,176
She's been playin' ya for a sap!
1160
01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:56,304
- Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.
- I'm not kiddin' around.
1161
01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,157
I know you're upset about
today, but that's no reason to...
1162
01:06:58,181 --> 01:06:59,283
Kid, you're missin' the point.
1163
01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,726
- The point is, I love her.
- She don't love you.
1164
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:04,020
- You're crazy.
- She's nothin' but a two-timin'...
1165
01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:06,189
- Stop it!
- No-good, lyin', schemin'...
1166
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:07,607
Shut up!
1167
01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,779
Phil. I...
1168
01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:14,864
I'm sorry.
1169
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:18,868
Okay, okay, that's it. You
won't face the truth? Fine.
1170
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:21,454
Phil, wait. Where you going?
1171
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:25,041
I'm hoppin' the first barge
out of here. I'm goin' home.
1172
01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,877
Fine!
1173
01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:30,964
Go! I don't... I don't need you.
1174
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:36,594
I thought you were gonna
be the all-time champ,
1175
01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,180
not the all-time chump.
1176
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,811
HADES: Geez Louise!
What got his goat, huh?
1177
01:07:47,647 --> 01:07:49,774
Baboom. Name is
Hades, Lord of the Dead.
1178
01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:51,901
- Hi. How ya doin'?
- Not now, okay?
1179
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:54,705
Hey, hey. I only need a few
seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right?
1180
01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,617
I've got the major deal in the works.
A real estate venture, if you will.
1181
01:07:57,657 --> 01:07:59,742
And Herc, you little devil
you. May I call you Herc?
1182
01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:02,078
You seem to be constantly
getting in the way of it.
1183
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:03,371
You've got the wrong guy.
1184
01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:06,958
Hear me out, ya little...
Just hear me out, okay?
1185
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,085
So I would be eternally grateful
1186
01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:12,255
if you would just take a day off
from this hero business of yours.
1187
01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:15,466
I mean, monsters, natural
disasters. You wait a day, okay?
1188
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,820
- You're out of your mind.
- Not so fast, because, ya see,
1189
01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:21,222
I do have a little leverage
you might wanna know about.
1190
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,058
- Meg!
- Don't listen, Herc...
1191
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,605
- Let her go!
- Here's the trade-off.
1192
01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:31,774
You give up your strength
for about 24 hours, okay?
1193
01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,860
Say the next 24 hours.
1194
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,987
And Meg here is free as
a bird and safe from harm.
1195
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,299
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze,
we carry on, we go home happy.
1196
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:39,741
What d'ya say? Come on.
1197
01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:42,869
People are gonna
get hurt, aren't they?
1198
01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:46,497
Nah! I mean, it's a possibility. It
happens 'cause, you know, it's war.
1199
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:49,167
But what can I tell ya? Anyway,
what do you owe these people?
1200
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,086
Isn't Meg, little smoochy face, isn't
she more important than they are?
1201
01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,213
- Stop it!
- Isn't she?
1202
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:56,966
You've gotta swear she'll
be safe from any harm.
1203
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,968
Fine, okay. I'll
give you that one.
1204
01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:02,013
Meg is safe, otherwise you get
your strength right back. Yadda yadda.
1205
01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:05,391
Fine print. Boilerplate. Okay?
Done. What d'ya say we shake on it?
1206
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,810
Hey, I really don't have,
like, time to bat this around.
1207
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,747
I'm kind of on a schedule here.
I got plans for August. Okay?
1208
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,899
I need an answer, like, now.
Going once, going twice...
1209
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:16,069
- All right!
- Yes, we're there! Barn!
1210
01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:23,451
(GROANING)
1211
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:26,746
You may feel just a little
queasy. It's kinda natural.
1212
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,748
Maybe you should sit down!
1213
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:30,875
(GRUNTING)
1214
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:35,046
Now you know how it feels
to be just like everybody else.
1215
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:38,091
Isn't it just peachy?
1216
01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,094
Oh! (CHUCKLES) You'll
love this. One more thing.
1217
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,723
Meg, babe, a deal's a
deal. You're off the hook.
1218
01:09:46,474 --> 01:09:49,602
And by the way, Herc, is she
not a fabulous little actress?
1219
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,187
- Stop it.
- What do you mean?
1220
01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:55,358
I mean your little chickie-poo
here was working for me all the time.
1221
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:56,442
Duh.
1222
01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,611
You're... You're lying!
1223
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:04,367
- Help! (COUGHING)
- Jeepers, mister, you're really strong.
1224
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,036
Couldn't have done it without
you, sugar, sweetheart, babe.
1225
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,454
No! It's not like that.
1226
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:11,416
I didn't mean
to... I couldn't... I...
1227
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,668
I'm so sorry.
1228
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:18,047
Our hero's a zero!
Our hero's a zero!
1229
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:19,132
(LAUGHING)
1230
01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,050
Well, gotta blaze.
1231
01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:25,680
There's a whole cosmos up there
waiting for me with, hey, my name on it.
1232
01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:27,306
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
1233
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:31,728
So much for the preliminaries,
and now on to the main event!
1234
01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:42,905
(HOWLING)
1235
01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:48,077
Brothers! Titans!
1236
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,414
Look at you in
your squalid prison!
1237
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,584
Who put you down there?
1238
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,794
TITANS: Zeus!
1239
01:10:56,878 --> 01:11:03,342
And now that I set you free, what
is the first thing you are going to do?
1240
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:07,054
- TITANS: Destroy him!
- Good answer.
1241
01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:13,436
Crush Zeus!
1242
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:19,358
Freeze him!
1243
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:26,240
Melt Zeus!
1244
01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:32,205
Blow him away!
1245
01:11:33,581 --> 01:11:34,624
(BLEATING)
1246
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,876
ALL: Zeus!
1247
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:40,922
- HADES j Uh, guys?
- Huh?
1248
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,174
Olympus would be that way.
1249
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:47,386
- Zeus!
- Freeze him!
1250
01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,097
Hold it, bright eye.
1251
01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:53,226
I have a special job
for you, my optic friend.
1252
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,522
(RUMBLING)
1253
01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,567
- (ROCK TITAN YELLING)
- Ah, huh?
1254
01:12:01,776 --> 01:12:04,529
Destroy Zeus!
1255
01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:07,907
Oh, we're in trouble!
Big trouble! I gotta...
1256
01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:10,910
My lord and lady, the
Titans have escaped,
1257
01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,995
and they're
practically at our gates!
1258
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:17,166
Sound the alarm! Launch
an immediate counterattack!
1259
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,794
- Go! Go!
- Gone, babe.
1260
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:22,672
(TRUMPETING)
1261
01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:23,840
Huh?
1262
01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,346
Charge!
1263
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,430
Yah!
1264
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,516
On to battle!
1265
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:34,725
(SHOUTING)
1266
01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:40,773
Eeyah!
1267
01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,696
You windbag!
1268
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:47,780
(SHOUTING)
1269
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:51,492
Boom, badda-boom,
boom, boom! Hah!
1270
01:12:52,994 --> 01:12:54,412
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1271
01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:58,457
CYCLOPS: Hercules!
1272
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,711
Where are you?
1273
01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:03,170
(ROARING)
1274
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,048
What can we do?
1275
01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:09,343
- Where is Hercules?
- Yeah, Hercules'|| save us.
1276
01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:13,389
Hercules!
1277
01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:18,144
Come out! Face me!
1278
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,773
What are you doing? Without
your strength, you'll be killed.
1279
01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,401
There are worse things.
1280
01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:26,736
Run!
1281
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:29,572
Wait! Stop!
1282
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:33,117
- Hey, look! It's Hercules.
- Thank the gods!
1283
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,162
- We're saved!
- CYCLOPS: So...
1284
01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:39,290
You mighty Hercules.
1285
01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:40,833
(LAUGHING)
1286
01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:43,836
(ROARING)
1287
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:45,922
(GRUNTS)
1288
01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:47,590
- 0m.
- (GROANING)
1289
01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:51,135
- (PEGASUS WHINNYING)
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
1290
01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:54,180
Easy, horsefeathers.
1291
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,766
- (WHINNYING CONTINUES)
- Whoa, stop twitching.
1292
01:13:56,849 --> 01:14:00,061
Listen. Hercules is in trouble.
1293
01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:01,938
We've gotta find Phil.
1294
01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:04,523
He's the only one who can
talk some sense into him.
1295
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:06,859
- (PEGASUS WHINNYING)
- (MEG YELLING)
1296
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:11,447
Get back, blast you!
1297
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:13,199
(ROARING)
1298
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:18,704
- Ooh, Chihuahua.
- Zeus!
1299
01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:24,251
Come on! Hurry up!
We're shovin' off here!
1300
01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:25,878
- Phil!
- (WHINNYING)
1301
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,172
Phil, Hercules needs your help!
1302
01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:30,925
What does he need me for
when he's got friends like you?
1303
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:35,554
- He won't listen to me.
- Good! He's finally learned something.
1304
01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:38,891
Look, I know what I did was
wrong, but this isn't about me.
1305
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:43,270
It's about him. If you don't
help him now, Phil, he'll die.
1306
01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,690
I need more thunderbolts!
1307
01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:48,275
Hephaestus has
been captured, my lord.
1308
01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,736
Everyone's been captured.
I've been captured!
1309
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,780
Hey, hey! Watch the glasses.
1310
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,998
Zeus y, I'm home!
1311
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:05,918
Hades. You're behind this!
1312
01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:07,712
You are correct, sir!
1313
01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:08,921
(GROANING)
1314
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:10,798
(LAUGHING)
1315
01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,260
Flea.
1316
01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,096
(LAUGHING)
1317
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,726
- Hercules!
- Phil.
1318
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,811
Come on, kid.
Come on. Fight back.
1319
01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:26,981
Come on, you can take this bum.
This guy's a pushover. Look at him.
1320
01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:29,108
You were right all along, Phil.
1321
01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:32,194
Dreams are for rookies.
1322
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:35,531
No, no, no, no, kid.
Givin' up is for rookies.
1323
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,658
I came back 'cause
I'm not quittin' on ya.
1324
01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:39,952
I'm willing to go the distance.
1325
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,579
How 'bout you?
1326
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:43,122
(CYCLOPS APPROACHING)
1327
01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:44,290
(LAUGHING)
1328
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,543
Me bite off head!
1329
01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:48,961
(LAUGHING)
1330
01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:50,629
(SCREAMING)
1331
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,632
Whoa, baby!
1332
01:15:54,091 --> 01:15:55,176
(YELLING)
1333
01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:58,471
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1334
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:09,482
Hercules! Look out!
1335
01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:12,401
Meg! No!
1336
01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:13,778
(GRUNTING)
1337
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,120
What's happening?
1338
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:24,497
(GROANING)
1339
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,666
Hades' deal is broken.
1340
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:31,003
He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
1341
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,506
Meg.
1342
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:37,760
Why did you...
You didn't have to...
1343
01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:43,015
Oh, people always do crazy
things when they're in love.
1344
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:45,768
Oh, Meg.
1345
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,354
Meg, I... I...
1346
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:52,316
Are you always this articulate?
1347
01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:54,401
(CHUCKLES)
1348
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:59,448
You haven't got much time.
You can still stop Hades.
1349
01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:03,077
I'll watch over her, kid.
1350
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,913
You're gonna be all right.
1351
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:08,207
I promise.
1352
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:09,875
(WHINNYING)
1353
01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,545
Let's go, Pegasus!
1354
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:17,967
Hup, two, three, four.
Come on, everybody!
1355
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:20,094
- I can't hear you!
- Oh, oh!
1356
01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:24,974
I swear to you, Hades,
when I get out of this...
1357
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,977
I'm the one giving
orders now, bolt boy.
1358
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,479
And I think I'm
gonna like it here.
1359
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:33,357
HERCULES: Don't get
too comfortable, Hades!
1360
01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:34,692
(WHINNYING)
1361
01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:36,485
Hercules!
1362
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:38,904
This ought to even the odds!
1363
01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:44,160
Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
1364
01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:45,578
Get them!
1365
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,207
Whoa! Hey!
1366
01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:54,461
No! Get him! Not me! Him!
1367
01:17:56,255 --> 01:18:00,759
Follow the fingers! Him!
The yutz with the horse.
1368
01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:06,640
(SCREAMING)
1369
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,476
Thank you, my boy.
1370
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:14,315
Nice horsey! My intentions were
pure! I really was attracted to you.
1371
01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:16,358
(BOTH YELLING)
1372
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:18,694
Throw!
1373
01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:19,778
Hah!
1374
01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:22,907
Now watch your old man work!
1375
01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:23,991
Uh-oh.
1376
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:32,917
Guys, get your titanic rears in
gear and kick some Olympian butt!
1377
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,461
Whoa, is my hair out?
1378
01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,379
(SNICKERING)
1379
01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:02,488
- Hah! (LAUGHING)
- Whoo-hoo!
1380
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,531
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy.
1381
01:19:04,615 --> 01:19:07,409
But at least I've got one
swell consolation prize,
1382
01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:11,247
a friend of yours
who's dying to see me.
1383
01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:12,831
- (WHINNIES)
- Meg.
1384
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,738
Meg.
1385
01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:53,205
(CRYING) Meg, no.
1386
01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,220
(MOURNFUL NEIGHING)
1387
01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,561
Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
1388
01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:20,607
(SIGHS) There's some
things you just can't change.
1389
01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:25,654
Yes, I can.
1390
01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:27,823
(HADES YELLING)
1391
01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:31,827
We were so close!
1392
01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:33,412
So close.
1393
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:35,372
We tripped at the
finish line. Why?
1394
01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:39,418
Because our little nut,
Meg, has to go all noble.
1395
01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:40,711
(RUMBLING)
1396
01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:46,508
- Where's Meg?
- Oh, look who's here.
1397
01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:48,802
Wonderboy, you are too much.
1398
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:52,723
- Let her go.
- Get a grip.
1399
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,933
Come here, come here.
Let me show you around.
1400
01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:59,396
Hmph. Well, well. It's a small
underworld after all. Huh?
1401
01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:02,483
Meg! Ahhh!
1402
01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:04,360
No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
1403
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:06,987
You see, Meg's running
with a new crowd these days.
1404
01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:08,947
And not a very
lively one, at that.
1405
01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:14,036
You like making deals.
Take me in Meg's place.
1406
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:19,708
Well. The son of my hated rival
trapped forever in a river of death.
1407
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,211
- Going once.
- Ls there a downside to this?
1408
01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:25,381
- Going twice!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1409
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:28,926
You get her out.
She goes, you stay.
1410
01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,472
You know what slipped my mind?
1411
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,432
You'll be dead before
you can get to her.
1412
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,101
That's not a problem, is it?
1413
01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:04,461
Oh!
1414
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,923
What's the matter
with these scissors?
1415
01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:10,509
The thread won't cut.
1416
01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:20,769
This is... This is impossible!
1417
01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:23,772
You can't be alive!
You'd have to be a...
1418
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:25,274
'A gum 'A 90d?
1419
01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:28,235
(YELLING)
1420
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:33,657
Hercules, stop! You can't
do this to me. You can't...
1421
01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:36,034
(MUFFLED) Fine. Okay. Listen.
1422
01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,121
Okay. Well, I deserved that.
Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk?
1423
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,123
Your dad, he's a fun guy, right?
1424
01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,417
So maybe you could
put in a word with him,
1425
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,794
and he'd kinda blow this
whole thing off, you know?
1426
01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,464
Meg, Meg, talk to
him. A little schmooze...
1427
01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:49,756
(SCREAMING)
1428
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:53,510
Eww! Get away from
me! Don't touch me!
1429
01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:56,555
Get your slimy souls off me!
1430
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,892
He's not gonna be happy
when he gets outta there.
1431
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,853
You mean, if he
gets outta there.
1432
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:04,897
- If. If is good.
- HADES: Taxi!
1433
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,232
I don't feel so
good. I feel a little...
1434
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:08,734
(SCREAMING)
1435
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,918
(SIGHING)
1436
01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:34,676
Wonderboy, what...
1437
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,303
- Why did you...
- (CHUCKLES)
1438
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:40,015
People always do crazy things
1439
01:23:40,098 --> 01:23:41,600
when they're in love.
1440
01:23:50,067 --> 01:23:52,528
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! Whoo!
1441
01:24:00,077 --> 01:24:01,703
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
1442
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,750
Three cheers for
the mighty Hercules!
1443
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:09,378
Oh, yeah! Flowers
for everybody! Oh!
1444
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:12,047
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING CONTINUE)
1445
01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:27,312
Hercules, we're so proud of you.
1446
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,731
Mother.
1447
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,067
Hah!
1448
01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:35,571
Fine work, my
boy! You've done it!
1449
01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:38,073
You're a true hero.
1450
01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:42,369
You were willing to give your
life to rescue this young woman.
1451
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:46,206
For a true hero isn't measured
by the size of his strength,
1452
01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:49,251
but by the strength
of his heart.
1453
01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:54,256
Now, at last, my son,
1454
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:57,634
you can come home.
1455
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:03,849
(CHEERING)
1456
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:15,319
Congratulations, Wonderboy.
You'll make one heck of a god.
1457
01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:19,615
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1458
01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:27,748
Father, this is the moment
I've always dreamed of.
1459
01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,042
But...
1460
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:36,757
A life without Meg,
even an immortal life,
1461
01:25:37,049 --> 01:25:39,885
would be empty.
1462
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,763
I———.
1463
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:46,642
I wish to stay
on Earth with her.
1464
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:49,102
I finally know where I belong.
1465
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:02,908
(CROWD CHEERING)
1466
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,202
Hit it, ladies!
1467
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:10,540
- Gonna shout it from the mountaintops.
- A star is born.
1468
01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:14,628
- It's the time for pulling out the stops.
- A star is born.
1469
01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:18,757
- Honey, hit us with a hallelu.
- That kid came shining through.
1470
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,717
Girl, sing the song.
1471
01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:26,556
- Come blow your horn.
- A star is born.
1472
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:30,811
- He's a hero who can please the crowd.
- A star is born.
1473
01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:35,065
Come on, everybody
shout out loud A star is born.
1474
01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:39,403
Just remember in the darkest
hour within your heart's the power.
1475
01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:43,073
For makin' you a hero, too.
1476
01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:46,535
So don't lose hope
when you're forlorn.
1477
01:26:46,618 --> 01:26:47,661
That's Phil's boy!
1478
01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:52,040
Just keep your
eyes upon the skies.
1479
01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:56,712
Every night, a star is
Right in sight, a star is.
1480
01:26:56,795 --> 01:27:01,466
- Burning bright, a star is born.
- A star is born.
1481
01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:07,514
Like a beacon in the cold
dark night A star is born.
1482
01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:11,309
Told ya everything would
turn out right A star is born.
1483
01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:15,647
Just when everything was all
at sea The boy made history.
1484
01:27:15,981 --> 01:27:17,482
- The bottom line.
- Bottom line.
1485
01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:20,485
- He sure can shine.
- He can shine.
1486
01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,572
His rising sign is Capricorn.
1487
01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,701
He knew how to He had a clue.
1488
01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:31,663
Telling you a star is born.
1489
01:27:32,038 --> 01:27:36,209
- Here's a hero who can please a crowd.
- A star is born.
1490
01:27:36,293 --> 01:27:40,255
- Come on, everybody, shout out loud.
- A star is born.
1491
01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:44,426
Just remember in the darkest
hour Within your heart's the power.
1492
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:48,680
- For makin' you a hero too.
- A hero too.
1493
01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:52,601
- So don't lose hope when you're forlorn.
- No, no.
1494
01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:56,396
Just keep your
eyes Upon the skies.
1495
01:27:57,230 --> 01:27:59,149
Every night, a star is.
1496
01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:01,193
Right in sight, a star is.
1497
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:03,779
Burning bright A star is born.
1498
01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:14,623
I have often dreamed.
1499
01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:18,752
Of a far off place.
1500
01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:23,173
Where a hero's welcome.
1501
01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:27,052
Would be waiting for me.
1502
01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,056
Where the crowds will cheer.
1503
01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:34,434
When they see my face.
1504
01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:38,939
And a voice keeps ea yin'.
1505
01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:42,567
This is where I'm meant to be.
1506
01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:46,530
I'll be there someday.
1507
01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:50,659
I can go the distance.
1508
01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:54,287
I will find my way.
1509
01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:58,416
If I can be strong
1510
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:01,878
I know every mile.
1511
01:29:02,379 --> 01:29:04,256
Will be worth my while.
1512
01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:13,640
When I go the
distance I'll be right.
1513
01:29:13,723 --> 01:29:15,433
Where I.
1514
01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:19,521
Belong.
1515
01:29:23,149 --> 01:29:26,152
Down an unknown road.
1516
01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:30,115
You embrace my fears.
1517
01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:34,077
Though that road may wander.
1518
01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:37,539
It will lead me to you.
1519
01:29:38,415 --> 01:29:41,793
And a thousand years.
1520
01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:45,046
Would be worth the wait.
1521
01:29:45,964 --> 01:29:49,384
It might take a lifetime.
1522
01:29:49,676 --> 01:29:52,888
But somehow I'll see it through.
1523
01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:56,600
And I won't look back.
1524
01:29:57,809 --> 01:30:00,687
I can go the distance.
1525
01:30:01,146 --> 01:30:04,482
And I'll stay on track.
1526
01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:08,111
No, I won't accept defeat.
1527
01:30:08,778 --> 01:30:11,823
It's an uphill slope.
1528
01:30:12,699 --> 01:30:15,994
But I won't lose hope.
1529
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:22,500
Till I go the distance
And my journey
1530
01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:26,963
ls complete.
1531
01:30:27,631 --> 01:30:29,341
Oh, yeah.
1532
01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:34,971
But to look beyond the glory
1533
01:30:35,472 --> 01:30:39,059
ls the hardest part.
1534
01:30:39,351 --> 01:30:42,687
For a hero's
strength is measured.
1535
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:46,691
By his heart.
1536
01:30:49,402 --> 01:30:52,781
H00.
1537
01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:17,639
Like a shooting star
I will go the distance
1538
01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:21,017
I will search the world.
1539
01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:29,025
I will face its harms
I don't care how far.
1540
01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:32,737
I can go the distance.
1541
01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:40,946
Till I find my hero's
welcome Waiting in.
1542
01:31:42,872 --> 01:31:48,753
Your arms.
1543
01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:01,641
I will search the world.
1544
01:32:02,434 --> 01:32:06,396
I will face its harms.
1545
01:32:09,274 --> 01:32:13,653
Till I find my hero's welcome.
1546
01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:17,032
Waiting in.
1547
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:25,623
Your arms.
1548
01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:50,231
HADES: What d'ya say?
It's happy ending time!
1549
01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:52,484
Everybody's got a little
taste of somethin' but me.
1550
01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,071
I got nothin'. I'm here with
nothin'. Anybody listenin'?
1551
01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:58,406
It's like I'm... What am
I, an echo or something?
1552
01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:03,912
Hello? Hello? Am I talking to,
what? Hyperspace? Hello, it's me.
1553
01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:05,371
Nobody listens.